more random funny quotes

from qdb.us:

• <Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't help but headbang to this song
  <Eblan> and it dosent (sic) feel right with short hair
  
  i so feel that!



• <^bret^> good lord you're dumb. I wish Charles Darwin was alive, so I could present him with you, and laugh in his face.



• <rosonowski> Hah! I love slashdot sometimes.
  <rosonowski> You know the old manta "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?"
  <rosonowski> Someone replied to it "If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it."



• <Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in