i miss...

• KFC popcorn chicken


• going to the mall


• NASCAR on sunday afternoons


• driving


• going to the cinema


• TheMom


• The B-Town Boyz and associated Girlz


• my nephew


• teaching my nephew various rude things to do in public that i don't have to deal with while on the road


• budweiser


• cocaine er, i mean coca-cola


• titty bars (kahoot's - a wild place to eat)


• my CWRU peepz (jay & rach, J&C in maryland congrats again, et al)


• square pizza


• snow


• general american culture


• gulla's hot dogs


• titty bars (jills - the best dallas pike has to offer)


• the F-Bar (a.k.a. sean's)


• doin' the taps


• fire in the holes


• hanging in columbus


• random BTB sausage-fest parties


• all the thing's i've bought on the web just WAITING for me to come home and play with them


• high-speed internet


• panini's


• sleeping in


• sleeping around (hah)


• euchre


• living in a city with < or = three syllables


• new clothes


• new CDs


• new VDs (hah again)

well, i guess that is enough for now. i was going to try to make it funnier, but i just can't be bothered at the moment. if you wish, you can send any/all of the above or anything of your own choosing (no liquids please, customs frowns upon that) to:

Mr. Jack
c/o Hotel Anand Regency #219/#417 (depending on renovations)
26-3-7 Jampet
Rajahmundry, Andhra Pradesh 533 103
INDIA