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• <:spoob> drewb; it's been so long since I've had my cock sucked that I'm not sure it can handle less than one atmosphere anymore


• <:teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt [sic] guys
  * aquacavi crosses fingers
  * dr_rotcod crosses his penises
  <:teste_fly> :0
  <:aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen


• <umopepisdn> About a month ago one of my tires popped.
  <umopepisdn> I ended up cutting about half of the tire off of the rim with a pair of scissors because I didn't know what to do.
  <umopepisdn> Then I realized that the spare tire has got a rim on it.
  Comment: Ah yes... nerds and cars =)


• <jimx> Two families move from Lebanon to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
  <jimx> A year later they meet again:
  <jimx> The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
  <jimx> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
  <Fiery_isles> haha
  <Tarrasque> hahaah


• <%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
  <+gabu> yes
  <+gabu> but you're from australia
  <+gabu> you sleep during the day
  <+gabu> don't you ?


• <Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½!
  <enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident??


• <EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis