carl sagan and a non-sequitur revelation

i just thought that was cool. while rifling through some papers, i found a drunken scrawl of a revelation i'd written down ages ago.

• i'll never be normal, in that, i wonder why women dance more than men instead of wondering why i don't dance with women

more qdb.us quotes

more from qdb.us

• <:spoob> drewb; it's been so long since I've had my cock sucked that I'm not sure it can handle less than one atmosphere anymore


• <:teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt [sic] guys
  * aquacavi crosses fingers
  * dr_rotcod crosses his penises
  <:teste_fly> :0
  <:aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen


• <umopepisdn> About a month ago one of my tires popped.
  <umopepisdn> I ended up cutting about half of the tire off of the rim with a pair of scissors because I didn't know what to do.
  <umopepisdn> Then I realized that the spare tire has got a rim on it.
  Comment: Ah yes... nerds and cars =)


• <jimx> Two families move from Lebanon to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
  <jimx> A year later they meet again:
  <jimx> The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
  <jimx> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
  <Fiery_isles> haha
  <Tarrasque> hahaah


• <%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
  <+gabu> yes
  <+gabu> but you're from australia
  <+gabu> you sleep during the day
  <+gabu> don't you ?


• <Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½!
  <enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident??


• <EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis

freud quote

Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. Fear that their feelings may not be recognized, or even worse, returned. But one thing about human beings puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly within.

---sigmund freud

my new motto/tattoo

i'm not big on quote tattoos unless they are hot tramp stamps like this. still, i think i've found my next tattoo. it's a toss-up. one is from a korn song, "divine", i heard last night while working out, and the other is from kurt vonnegut's timequake. of course, i'm only joking about the korn song, but it definitely gets you through to the second wind on the stationary bike. i'm really thinking about the vonnegut quote though. i highly suggest the book. his sense of humor is fantastic. it's a great quote expressing that the past needs to be placed exactly there, in the past. it's a "pick your self up by the bootstraps and move on" inspiration. now, i just need an inspirational font.

• "fuck you! i'm fed up with you! i'm not as good as you? fuck you, i'm better than you!" - korn, "divine"


• "You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do." - kurt vonnegut, timequake

which do you prefer?

also, for those interested, i've updated my new work location, living quarters, my weight (man, i took a hit over the holidays, but i'm back to the gym), my countdown clock, and even managed a new ZUMEL post. look around the page for those magical updates.

love is all you need... but a little duct tape never hurts

i found this quote at http://qdb.us/116288. man, that's a great site

<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!

quotes

Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with.
His mind was created for his own thoughts, not yours or mine.
- Henry S. Haskins

A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.
- Grace Murray Hopper

Why should I fear death?
If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not.
Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?
- Epicurus

When you hate, the only one that suffers is you
because most of the people you hate don't know it and the rest don't care.
- Medgar Evans

We are all angels, born with only one wing.
To truly fly we must embrace another.
- Luciano de Crescenzo

you know me and my admiration of quotes

• Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.
  --- Dwight D. Eisenhower


• We, on our side, are praying to Him to give us victory, because we believe we are right; but those on the other side pray to Him, too, for victory, believing they are right. What must He think of us?
  --- Abraham Lincoln


• A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
  --- Carl Sagan


• Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
  --- John Kenneth Galbraith


• It is hard to free fools from chains they revere.
  --- Voltaire


• Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion, several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn’t straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother’s path to happiness and heaven.
  --- Mark Twain

and someone, please, buy armadillo run. i'm stuck on level 20 without a clue of how to build my next structure. it really is fun, and cheap.