single field engineer equals "slut" or "needs laid"
it's been a while, and i apologize. jet lag, visa bitches, problems finding an open kinkos in downtown manhattan at 10:30AM... good lord. but that's not the fun stuff.
went to columbus on friday to pre-party for red's saturday bachelor party. good time, went to kahoot's as usualy with my college-buddy jay. he wasn't feeling well but he stuck it out long enough for me to see some boobs at least. it was good, it's been a while, and from what i recall they were nice. did 2 shots of tequila, which if anyone knows me, i DO NOT do tequila. but it was petron or something, supposed to be good, it was decent enough. i think it was friday, as well, when i went to the kroger later in the evening to get some beer. i bought a SHITE-LOAD of t-shirts from tshirthell.com and was wearing them all weekend. i wore this one (i'm not racist, that is just damn funny) and realized that all the cashiers were of the african-american persuasion. now, though it is funny, i'm not totally insensitive and though i'm rather obtuse at times, i figured i had a good chance of getting my ass kicked, so i'm in the beer aisle at kroger stripping my shirt to flip it inside out. i tihnk i was a little buzzed at the time because i recall it being more difficult than it should have been. needless to say, i left unscathed and righted my shirt in the car.
saturday i ran around buying gifts for the bachelor, blow up dolls of course, but i got the bridget the midget doll (complete with midget porn) and 'the perfect date' - a 3' blow up doll with functional mouth at BJ height and a beer coozy on the top of her head. good stuff. the bride-to-be left us cock-and-ball sugar cookies. being dumb boys, with the midget porn in the DVD player (she is TALENTED, moreso than some full-size actresses), we stuffed all the dolls' orifices with sugar cookies, i think someone has a picture but it is on a camera phone. if he can get it to me, i'll post it, nothing like gang cookie rape. i think i have enough keywords in this one post alone to either get me kicked off blogspot or get me kicked onto a government list. then we went out to hooters, had a bitch of a time with the taxi's but ended up getting around. onto kahoot's, topless only with alcohol. when that place closed, we went back to red's to pick up some beer for the after hours BYOB strip club and dropped a few people off who had things to do in the morning. went on to platinum. good place, i was pretty wrecked at this point and ended up dozing for i'm guessing 30-45 seconds. one of the bouncers came over and tapped me, told me i can't sleep here. so i popped up and grabbed a beer and proceeded to kill it. i have to say i was embarrassed, i DON'T fall asleep in titty bars, but we were going pretty hardcore at kahoot's. i apologize to my faithful followers, but no one is perfect, i'll try not to let it happen again. all tallied up, it looks like a good bit of money was spent, i think on the order of $500 or so on my part, maybe a low estimate... i can't tell, things are blurry and there are some funny charges on my debit. hah. but it was definitely worth it, i think red had a good time and he deserved it. i know i had a good time and i only got 1-2 dances. the one girl i got a dance from looked SOOO familiar, but i cna't recall her name and i have no clue where i would know her from. i'm just full of help there.
as per usual, if i don't write something down right away, i forget it, s i might have some more updates about the shenanigan's of the weekend.
oh yeah, got myself a blackberry in columbus, since my fancy nokia started acting up when i got in the states, i could hear people but they couldn't hear me back. kinda cool, it is just an electronic notepad for me so far. i have written a few e-mails with it which is pretty cool. i've tried to avert a gecko emergency, though 2-hours too late (damn cingular/blackberry message lag), but enough enough, i have an eye appointment and a meeting with my money guy in the morning. need some shut-eye. i'm outtie.
went to columbus on friday to pre-party for red's saturday bachelor party. good time, went to kahoot's as usualy with my college-buddy jay. he wasn't feeling well but he stuck it out long enough for me to see some boobs at least. it was good, it's been a while, and from what i recall they were nice. did 2 shots of tequila, which if anyone knows me, i DO NOT do tequila. but it was petron or something, supposed to be good, it was decent enough. i think it was friday, as well, when i went to the kroger later in the evening to get some beer. i bought a SHITE-LOAD of t-shirts from tshirthell.com and was wearing them all weekend. i wore this one (i'm not racist, that is just damn funny) and realized that all the cashiers were of the african-american persuasion. now, though it is funny, i'm not totally insensitive and though i'm rather obtuse at times, i figured i had a good chance of getting my ass kicked, so i'm in the beer aisle at kroger stripping my shirt to flip it inside out. i tihnk i was a little buzzed at the time because i recall it being more difficult than it should have been. needless to say, i left unscathed and righted my shirt in the car.
saturday i ran around buying gifts for the bachelor, blow up dolls of course, but i got the bridget the midget doll (complete with midget porn) and 'the perfect date' - a 3' blow up doll with functional mouth at BJ height and a beer coozy on the top of her head. good stuff. the bride-to-be left us cock-and-ball sugar cookies. being dumb boys, with the midget porn in the DVD player (she is TALENTED, moreso than some full-size actresses), we stuffed all the dolls' orifices with sugar cookies, i think someone has a picture but it is on a camera phone. if he can get it to me, i'll post it, nothing like gang cookie rape. i think i have enough keywords in this one post alone to either get me kicked off blogspot or get me kicked onto a government list. then we went out to hooters, had a bitch of a time with the taxi's but ended up getting around. onto kahoot's, topless only with alcohol. when that place closed, we went back to red's to pick up some beer for the after hours BYOB strip club and dropped a few people off who had things to do in the morning. went on to platinum. good place, i was pretty wrecked at this point and ended up dozing for i'm guessing 30-45 seconds. one of the bouncers came over and tapped me, told me i can't sleep here. so i popped up and grabbed a beer and proceeded to kill it. i have to say i was embarrassed, i DON'T fall asleep in titty bars, but we were going pretty hardcore at kahoot's. i apologize to my faithful followers, but no one is perfect, i'll try not to let it happen again. all tallied up, it looks like a good bit of money was spent, i think on the order of $500 or so on my part, maybe a low estimate... i can't tell, things are blurry and there are some funny charges on my debit. hah. but it was definitely worth it, i think red had a good time and he deserved it. i know i had a good time and i only got 1-2 dances. the one girl i got a dance from looked SOOO familiar, but i cna't recall her name and i have no clue where i would know her from. i'm just full of help there.
as per usual, if i don't write something down right away, i forget it, s i might have some more updates about the shenanigan's of the weekend.
oh yeah, got myself a blackberry in columbus, since my fancy nokia started acting up when i got in the states, i could hear people but they couldn't hear me back. kinda cool, it is just an electronic notepad for me so far. i have written a few e-mails with it which is pretty cool. i've tried to avert a gecko emergency, though 2-hours too late (damn cingular/blackberry message lag), but enough enough, i have an eye appointment and a meeting with my money guy in the morning. need some shut-eye. i'm outtie.
posted by slyght at 8/03/2005 01:37:00 AM
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