Hell hath frozen over

HOLY SHITE!!! The 70+ year old father-of-the-groom knows the electric slide!!! When the fukk did he have time to learn that. I've been trying to learn for 10 years, or some shite like that. Oh yeah, the FoTG and the ex-husband's large-and-in-charge brother (yeah, rhis is the valley). How am I so socially paralyzed that a septogenarian (sp?) And big man make me look bad? Where's that length of rope?...
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