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06 June 2006

only in india

i really don't get these people sometimes. they don't look when they cross INCREDIBLY BUSY roads, they throw colored powder at each other on holidays, they sleep outside in the rain on cots or on the highway median with NO ISSUE at all, and they marry outside their species. WTF? get me outta here.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

well mister engineer,i just can't understand why u wanna get out of india.whatever u think about my country is just rubbish.whatever u have written here is utter nonsense.
india is rich,diverse,colorful and morover,welcomes strangers like you.well might be she isnt as developed as whichever country u came from,but certainly better than that country.
u have actually created a doubt in my mind,whether we should be housing people like you.and the f word u used,better suits you.
-an enraged indian

8:28 AM, June 06, 2006  
Blogger slyght said...

it's taken me over a YEAR to get my first true hate comment. i thought i would've done much better than that, but i must not be as offensive as i thought.

everything i've said is true, i can't help that. i couldn't make up the stuff i see in this country.

if the indian government refused my entry in to this country 16 months ago, i would've been the happiest person in the world. i'd actually prefer if india didn't house me, but if that was the case, i think the energy crisis here would be infinitely worse. i'm here to help, against my will, but here nonetheless.

now delhi, maybe goa, maybe mumbai have been nice what little of them i've seen, but middle of nowhere andhra pradesh, no way. 99% of the people i've met are liars and cheats. i'm not saying all indians are because coincidentally, 99% of the people i've met in india are indian engineers and technicians. the correlation could be that indian engineers/technicians are liars and cheats. i quite like the labor force and the drivers.

i do appreciate your comment though. i'll e-mail you this response as well since i doubt you'll want to come back to this short-sighted, narrow-minded, anti-sub-continent site. still, thanks for the one hit on my stat counter.

8:54 AM, June 06, 2006  
Blogger themom said...

you go baby!! the "commentor" apparently has no gray matter going in his favor, as shown in his response. and being the open minded individual you are - i believe in the16 months you have resided there, you can give an informed report as to conditions and personalities you have met.

so to adolescentkerala - leave the AMERIKAN alone or face the wrath of themom!! we have a phrase i kinda like - "each to his own!" THINKABOUTIT!!

2:55 AM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your a racist and a bigot, you should be strung up by the balls and painted blue, then forced to marry an indian transexual who hates men and especially white americans who have no sense of humour

crazy english man who hates being jetlagged and loves abusing others

4:03 AM, June 07, 2006  
Blogger swedish chef dave said...

just kidding zac

4:04 AM, June 07, 2006  
Blogger themom said...

whew - kinky!! just think being painted BLUE - cool!!! the rest sounds like torture though - gotta love SCD.

7:05 AM, June 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bet you've spent a lot of sleepless nights since that comment was posted.. or maybe you haven't slept because the end is near and you're almost outta there..

10:47 AM, June 07, 2006  

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