i ALMOST wish i was a girl

Yeah I know that is a strange wish, but...

... As I sit here at hotel bar, I see something. If you know bot, I wish to be more social. Tonight, I let a new guest at the hotel follow mw in the "keycard" door without swiping (a security no-no) and did so bu saying "no problem, I just won't tell you my room number so you can't kill me". WTF?! The thing that fall out of my mouth... And I was stone cold sober.

That's my idea of an ice-breaker apparently; joking about felonies that can get one incarcerated for far too many happy hours.

But back to the point... I sit at the bar with 12 other men, NOT talking to each other rather watching the flatscreen plasma TV so we don't have to converse, while there are about the same number of women I've seen congregate together from different groups hooting and hollering at a *GASP* shared table. Please tell me how to be social.

I REALLY don't think it will ever happen.