i'm moving to peru muthafuckas!!!

i was going to sign up for the 6-month AUSTRALIAN ISLAND caretaker job that pays $105k for 6 months, but THEN i read this article. hasta luego, bitches!!!

still, in case that doesn't pan out... i need witty ideas for a <60 second video clip to get me on that island. if i make it past the prelims (hah!), they'll ask who i'm taking. i love you and all mom, but i'm looking more for someone who wants to maybe... ya know knock some coconuts. hah, i shouldn't be blogging right now. but i'm open to suggestions to get me in, they are looking for creative, and i'm... blocked.