ahhh, the good ol' days a.k.a. \\reznor porn

as i've said earlier, i've been roaming around my college PC, tidying it up and finding old things to reminisce about. this picture is part of one of those things.

CWRU (also more recently propagandized by the administration as 'Case') has an annual porn night held by the film society. i was one of the porn vaults on the campus during my tenure at CWRU along with a guy i knew named grimace (though he had his a bit out of the way for fear of hacking). you could hear my computer spinning up in the middle of the night and i got a smile on my face knowing what some lonely fella or lady was "relaxing" and with the help from me. one year, i believe it was 2000, before the annual porn night, we were to have a special guest. i can't recall her name, but she was fairly attractive, and she was in the playboy college girls edition at the time stating she was from CWRU. no one i met knew her, so we assume it was a marketing ploy to improve CWRU's reputation of not-so-attractive ladies --you have 6-pack girls, you have 12-pack girls, and then, of course, you have Case girls--. not to say i didn't know quite a few attractive females at CWRU, but they were too cool to talk to me (just messing, i know some of them read this).

so, when she canceled her appearance, the film society came to me... //reznor as my computer was called, to come to the rescue. i was a pseudo-anonymous icon for my collection. what many people didn't know was that the self-proclaimed PornKing and BathRobeBoy were one and the same. each, the shy and awkward clark kent (\\reznor) to the other's athletic and ruggedly handsome superman (BathRobeBoy). hell, my alter-egos had alter-egos. the night went off without a hitch. i was retarded as usual because i'm horrible in front of crowds. i made some transparencies of nekkid ladies i'd downloaded and had them on the screen while i signed autographs that have surely been trashed years ago (except, hopefully, for the several bewbz i was privileged to have signed). i had some break away pants, a la the NBA superstars, and tore those off before the signing... like i said, retarded. but that picture... that picture takes me back. i printed maybe 100 flyers and posted them around the campus. i like to bring joy to people, and if that means self-attained orgasms or watching XXX movies in a room with several hundred other sexually frustrated undergrads, then so be it. whatever makes them happy.

NOTE: while looking for the name of said playboy no-show, i found out that urbandictionary.com has a CWRU entry. check it out here. i personally took note of definitions 8 (2nd to last!!! i knew it was bad, but...) and 10. i'm kinda bad in social situations so i had the dorm room parties, sausage fests, playing video games at all hours. sad, but it was fun. i guess maybe it could've been funner. dunno. i liked it. end of NOTE