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11 July 2006

holy frickin' meat curtains

everyone knows that paris hilton's hoo-hah has seen more meat than a slim jim factory (i know it's not good, but i tried), but after looking at these pictures, i'm wondering why. she must be using rohypnol or some shite to get the greek shipping heirs under her power. she's dumb as a brick, spoiled, no tits, no body shape at all for that matter, and labias that look like month-old cauliflower. or maybe she's planning a sexual reassignment surgery and just taking hormones to sac-ify her netherlips. either way, i'm not in the least bit aroused, and that makes me sad.


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