The 2nd rule of bristol...

(More generally referred to as "the law of T-induced insomnia"). This law states that if T is sleeping within a 10' radius of you, you will not sleep peacefully, EVEN if you are separated by rebar reinforced nuclear fallout shelter concrete walls.

I've never known a guy to snore so loudly, consistently, and variably. His sinuses scoff at breathe-right strips, Even faced with the threat of having sweaty socks and dirty boy britches shoved in his mouth to muffle the noise.

You go T. No, really... Go, I need some sleep. Hah
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