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28 March 2006

hey, that's MY porn!!!

the coverage TA for emma brought an assload of DVDs with him, so i looked through them today and found her brought seasons 1-4 of '24'. he has all four seasons. that's great, but that sucks. i can watch one episode at lunch and estimate maybe 3 after work [if i glue myself to my laptop and let my guitar practice slide (no worries emma, i won't)], but that would still take me 6 days per season, and that'd be 24 days total. sadly, he'll only be here 10 days. what can i do? i was a late bloomer to '24'. the concept (a drama in real-time over 24 hours) is brilliant, but i'd just joined TheGeneral when it came out, and i was traveling a lot. if i caught it on a day off i was hooked, but that was a rare occasion.

so at lunch i take out the DVD i have in my drive, set it on my logbook, and pop in '24', season 1, disc 1, episode 1. excellent! and it has mia kirschner in it. she is hot, and she was in 'the crow: city of angels' and i believe "a requiem to a dream' (ASS-to-ASS), but i'm not sure, i've never seen it. either way, WOW! so, the episode was over, i was warding off the urge to find a vein to take another hit when one of the end users comes in. he was bothering me a couple months back about some parts that were coming and when they were coming, blah blah blah... not focusing on the more important part of the job that needed completed at the time, but i digress. so he comes up, asks me and the mech TA what is going on, and we remind him that it's his job and our customer's job to tell us, not the other way around. so he's dabbling around, wasting time, not sure why, and he looks at my desk, grabs the disc i had in my drive and put it in his shirt pocket!!! WTF!! he asked to see it, and i said he could BORROW it. and what movie was it that was in my drive? keeping me warm at night? giving me comfort and companionship? I Got Your Back. yup, that's right. god dammit, and that was a good one so far. Sorry TheMom.


***EDIT: i'm being oppressed by the man, er rather, TheMom and TheMom2. not really, but i think i got them excited with the video cover, so i removed it. you can still buy it though.

3 Comments:

Blogger themom said...

get that pic off your blog - RIGHT NOW!!!

XXXOOO

8:18 AM, March 28, 2006  
Anonymous mom 2 said...

zachary i am really upset with that picture...you know how i am...i nearly fell off my chair and you know russell couldn't get me up...now be good and take that off...i love and miss you...be good emma will be back before you know it... mom 2

7:24 PM, March 28, 2006  
Anonymous trinny said...

Did they put the blurry circle at the penetration point, or did you, and why, why is that more offensive, than say, balls?

I'm sure that's just a warmup for the "Busting a Nut in Grandma's Butt" series. Yes, I said series. There was apparently enough demand that they created a series.

3:10 PM, March 30, 2006  

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